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Time and productivity

2009-04-18T19:26:00.000-07:00

Welcome everyone!

Have you ever wonder that 24 hours isn't enough for the intellectuals?

- most of us do...

The fact is, 24 hours is fixed amount of hours me and you have for one day, no matter what you are, an eagle or a salmon.

We can only every work so much in that 24 hours that sometimes ( most of the time) it wouldn't be enough.

The only way for better productivity is better efficiency, and for this we do need to speed things up a little bit.

Efficiency is the key to productivity, achieving targets and goals are within reach for anyone with the capable minds, but the critical element is speed.

We can spend years building a house, but that would be crazy. We could even spend months writing an essay of just a 100 words...but that would be just pushing your luck with your teacher.

As we get more occupied with things like MyFace or Bebo, we're having less productive time, unless we kill all of that nonsense off, which wouldn't really happen, we need speeeeedd!!!

And when it comes to productivity, the Germans are one of the best. They are the experts in speed and productivity, and part of this comes down to the fact that they're fast..i mean really fast!

Most country would normally limit their motorway speed limits because of the idea that speed kills. Not ze germans. They don't really understand the idea of speed limits. Speed in excess of 200 miles an hour is a thing for the 4 wheels.

Because they understand the importance of doing something with the least time, they implement the unlimited speed system.

Think of it, how good would it be...

You could rush to work at 200 miles an hour, get to your clients, meetings whatever at the same speed. And with the extra time you saved up...you could spend more time with your kids, your wife, and your dog..

Thats the key really , because of the speed, they could do more in a day....

-students can learn more

-factories could have higher outputs..

-families could spend more time together reducing the chance of a failed marriage

-kids would spend less time sniffing glue or skate boarding with the gangsters

This is why germany is home to many important things today. Cars, tanks, guns, contact lenses, medicines, musically speaking beethoven and scorpions and also heidi klum.

boffin's past time

2009-04-14T18:51:00.000-07:00

Most scientist or boffins or eggheads, whichever you would like to refer them to, spends a great deal of time in doing researches. Some of the findings were really beneficial, others were just findings which doesn't make any significance to anyone's life.

Researching has been one of the most exclusive membership for the very smart and bright individuals. It is a generally not an average person's job this is..

Doing research isn't just a great way to acquire a specific greatness to a particular interest, I however think that researching is just the best way in getting the title Dr in front of your name. Not unless you're rich and plans to buy one. Which is in the same way as buying a wife..no one, not even yourself would feel happy about it.

When a research is completed, normally that individual will get the title Dr.

more people = more research = more greatness to the living world

or is it?

You see, scientist today could do research of just any thing, really...it is a smogasbord of topics to be selected.

While some of them might think its a great idea to deal with some unanswered question, generally scientist today aren't doing quite well....

Have you ever reach for a copy of newspaper or magazine only to realize that some scientist somewhere over the world has come out with some very exciting findings?

In my case, the usual would be

'' scientist discovers that going to the toilet every hour could increase mental awareness"

" scientist have found out that having a longer pinky finger will land you a wealthy job"

or even

'' scientist have found out that dogs can fly"

Its all great stuff isn't it....while they boffins are busying themselves with questions which no one has ever asked...

It is only reasonable to say that they are not doing good...

In the 70's the rocket scientist did the impossible by sending a man to the space and also created the almighty concorde supersonic airplane...

The best thing a scientist can do is by making the next supersonic airplane or time machine.

That is the best way to move mankind further...

the E thing i don't need

2009-02-11T02:18:00.000-08:00

hello!

Ever since i've had a go on using the internet, i've learned tons of stuff. Although it must be said though, it is not just one thing, from getting cheats for video games to finding out how to heal my pet goldfish. The internet is literally inundated with information you need. Or are they?

You see, not too long ago, most educated people don't read computer-related degree. Ever since some movies about computer nerds having change the colour of the traffic lights, suddenly, everyone wanted to be part of the fun. So they went on to have go at computer degrees. Then, the really uninteresting people would end up with some programming while the other would probably computer-business courses. After a couple of months, they'll soon graduate and flood the meeting rooms with wonderful ideas for their boss.

One of the idea was to spam people's email, including a 14 year young boy from Subang (at the time).

When i was 12, i was quite anxious to check my email everyday to check if anyone has sent me an email, possibly from someone i would want to chat about 12-year-old stuff. Obviously, it all went very well, i get nothing.

After a while, i start getting other sort of emails, but it was literally meaningless for a 12 year old boy. Well, after 9 years of getting emails, I'm still getting the same email.

All i ever get for the last decade;

-Do you want a bigger penis?

-A friend has entered your email for an adult friend finder website

-Do you want any viagra.

These are the sort of emails i get everyday now. Anti spam are great...but how great if it could block viagra ad's and penis enlargement ad's..I'd subcribe to that...

Since i don't have any of that technology...my inbox is still flooded, tsunami scale, with spam emails..as i am writing this article now, about another 20 emails are already in my inbox!

low cost airlines are not for the middle class

2008-12-18T17:28:00.000-08:00

many years ago, rockstars and hollywood A list stars were the elite group which could afford a flying journey, they were screaming through cities with their concordes while everyone else were still on foot from new york to LA....great, if you could afford one, the ticket price alone, its about a price of a good small car...

thinking this might not be the best idea to travel, the 747 jumbo jets came along to carry 400 or so people on board with the aim of reducing the cost of flying, bringing jet travel to the masses...great, but there is still a thing or two about it. you see...it cost an arm and a leg to keep those jets flying due to safety standards set by the government. these are all the cost added to the price of putting a bag of peanuts up 35000 ft. brilliant. but wait

just about less than a decade ago, the idea of low cost airline came up and it spread throughout the world like a stray dog with chlamydia..just about everywhere you see, there is always a low cost airline operating around your nose. this sounds brilliant, cheap flights, everyone could afford it. great.

but then, this whole idea soon becomes a flying bus, when you open the tray tables, you'll often spot a peanut ( if its clean) if you're unlucky, you might find some used toilet papers sticking to it. that sounds a little nasty, added to their highly un-delayed-able-time-schedule , the worst thing about low cost flying is the price. you see..the price alone for the flight isn't that expensive,in fact it is much cheaper than a taxi for 30 minutes...but soon you'll discover that the real price will burn a blackhole on your wallet..

to start off...the price which you have paid doesn't include check ins. to check yourself in at the airport...you have to pay...and to check in your bags..you'll have to pay too...and if you want them back...you'll have to pay another fee...fine..i know it cost some amount of money to run the workforce...

once you've decided on how many bags that you'll want to check in..you'll soon stumble across the paying fees...to buy the flight tickets with the options..it will cost you this much..DO i NEED TO PAY FOR WHAT I"VE JUST BUY?? it turns out that in order to pay for the flight, i have to be charged another £8....and you have to keep in mind, you'll still need to use the stairs to get up the plane even though you've paid so much...god have mercy on us...I paid £8 just to pay something which cost £70 and can't even provide me an aerobridge...

so there you are, if we're charge for every tiny little thing that the low cost airline offers, don't we all think that we should get like refunds for every thing which are not in order?? like if it delays, refund. wheels on fire, refund. engine failure, refund. seat belts aren't working, refund...the boring promotional message, refund.

added to all the extra cost of flying cheaply, full fare airlines are still a better option if you do wish to fly.

sore winner

2008-09-05T13:20:00.000-07:00

i am a sore winner! i'll do anything to increase my chances of victory. it must be said though, i'm not a sore loser. a sore loser blames everything under the sun for their ungainly defeat, but me. i just like to say it was all my fault for my victory.

a friend of mine has race go karts with me a number of times. we were happily joined by other people during these few sessions. so, because of that, the gap between us was always unclear, was it a 5 second gap? or a 50 second gap? no body could tell. anyway, my point is, i'm certain i made clear victory out of them hehehe...

i was criticized for not joining the pack, and leaving them for dead almost all the time. so this left my friends very crossed about me, they would debate about if they were given a head to head rolling start, they would stand a chance to lead me? well yeah!

up to this day, no one knows who is the better driver, in the track at least...so to answer this question, i've had a one on one race with my friend....rolling start...head to head....same body weigh about roughly 80 something kilograms...

from the start, i was pulling away like a rocket compared to a snail....

up to the first corner, the gap was about 1 second....i didn't had the chance to look back because i was busying creating the gap. then after about 3 or 4 laps on to the race, the gap was almost half a lap. which makes the gap roughly about 30 seconds maybe?

obviously, my victory was not a suprise to me and my friends at all....

based on the maths....about 30 seconds gap, i would happily give this another shot...a run for his own money..i start 28 seconds after the first starter.. which i was feeling cocky hehehe...

we'll find out soon

motorway speed limit

2008-08-27T10:08:00.000-07:00

everyday we're told that speed kills and the no.1 killer on the road is speed.

let me ask you something, malaysians are known to be friendly (not me), kind hearted ( me ), and also NOT VERY PUNCTUAL. majority of malaysian's are not punctual for any meeting, weddings, friend's wedding, doctor's appointment. the only time malaysian's are punctual is when they are about to take a flight...thats it..i know best.

the problem is our road networks aren't flowing cars fast enough. the reason is, speed kills....well thats not quite true actually. you see, 110 km/h speed limit is just about the same as it is in switzerland which is very car unfriendly. if you drive over the speed limit, you'll go to prison, thats it.

RIGHT, switzerland is considered to have a good road safety record. let look at germany then ,which we all know is motorhead heaven, it has no speed limit.

yet their death rates on the road is much less compared to malaysia. so what is this telling us.

besides proving that speed doesn't kill that much, it is also telling us that speed never kills. suddenly becoming stationary kills you.

we could up the speed limit in our contry's road network based on this fact. that speed doesn't kill. it wouldn't cause more death on the road....

the biggest killer on the road are incompetent driver, which bribe through their driving test, which is already simply enough.... here, we only have to take 1o hours of class before getting a license...that is why....!

150km/h speed limit?? i will like it even more!

leap year? this year?

2008-08-07T14:25:00.000-07:00

hello everyone, thank you for your loyal support to this website. without you readers, i'm still here talking non sense and making jokes at everything...

you know, every 4 years, people of the world come together in one country to play sports, aren't like any other sports, this is a major sport. If you're a sports person....this is where you should end up in...not just by participating but winning gold medal...

what am i talking about?? well its close to the commonwealth games, but just a wee bit bigger. The olympic. i'm happy and proud to say that i was born in 1988 which is also the year which...how do i say.??? well basically...there was a big olympic games that time...

that was the past and here's the future. as you all know, this year's olympic games will be in beijing. also you know, the chinese people are obsessed with the number 8. whatever the chinese people do, number 8 is always a priority on the other hand, the number 4 is always a no no...having a party on 4th of april 2004??? no no no no...but getting divorce on the 8 of august 2008...good one... Well here's my question...if the chinese are so obsessed with the number 8, why didn't they hosted the olympics in 8th of august 1988???? it's 8/8/88 which as you know it, is 4 eights... while this year's 8th of august is just 3 eights....anyway moving on!

i went on the olympic website to get some info on the type of sports that will be played this summer...this is so i could strike up a conversation with anyone...my findings were not really what you called astonishing but it just gave me and idea... you see, there are more sports played in the 2008 olympics compared to i dunno ...0004?? well...more and more sports will be played in the future olympics.. as you all know it.. some sports weren't on the olympics before that. such as bodybuilding, which took some serious debate to get it onto the olympics...

after looking at the points of the debate...i think we could add some sports to the olympics without too much harm... they could have like

car racing - isn't it great...you have bicycle racing..why can't we have car racing?

motorcycle racing - well if car racing is in the olympics, the motorcyclist will be jealous too huh

cooking competition - its athletic in every way...

singing competition - imagine the viewers that will stay away from the american idol....

bazooka shooting - hey! if you allow clay pigeon shooting...why can't we have heat seeking missle

speed eating competition - obviously that japanese guy will win

cheese burger competition - i bet no country stand a chance with the americans

beer drinking competition - no one stand a chance to the germans

pole dancing event - hey..those people recognize it as a sport...i don't know....great too

spelling bee - the english champion will spell russian words and chinese people spell english words

those were my suggestion of sport...and here are the sports which i will not suggest for olympic

cheerleading - there is a better career if you want to make people cheer. i've seen more cheerful smiles from petrol station attendance!

watching tv competition - this is when you know the nation is getting fatter...this is basically saying getting fat as sports

dog hunting/eating - no way...dogs are meant to be love. sorry koreans

maths competition - well..unless you don't have any friends....join them

golf - hey come on!...one game of golf is more than 4 years!

speed reading - i don't like fast speakers...

well..there you have it...everything in its place and in the right category

headlines

2008-08-05T01:18:00.000-07:00

now, over the recent weeks, i've seen some weird news...most of it are international news..

the first news i want to talk about is angelina jolie's twins....the picture of the twins are said to be worth about 14 million dollars... now listen, if i'm going to pay 14 million dollars for a picture, i expect to get the twin babies too...14 million for a photograph! don't you think with the equivalent money we could buy her babies????

ahhh....the second news, which i just read today, its about Moro Islamic Liberation Front, also known as MILF....do you think they thought it through??? don't they know what that means?

the greatest hits!

2008-07-16T13:54:00.000-07:00

well, what non sense have we got here today... a lady that could finish a song in 4 minutes? or some horrible boyband rubbish most people enjoy listening.

as you'll know, music today aren't produced with passion and garnished with heart and soul. you get the impression that music are produced from a factory line which all sounds horribly bad...

if i fill my nose and mouth with all the musical notes and rhythm of today's music and spit it out, it will be more organized and tuneful.

music today are exactly 4 minutes long...no longer or shorter full stop, back in the days when germany was still 2 countries, songs were not just much more enjoyable...it was also longer in duration. today, if you ask a radio dj to play a song 7 minutes long, the whole radio station would fall to pieces.

so what makes the music of the past 7 minutes, well you have a spectacular vocal performance followed by a utterly magical guitar solo. we don't get that today because environmentalist will say that its too noisy and the guitar solo is making birds crash into each other.

i don't believe in that, and i like guitar solos. i think its just an amazing talent that music today lack... today, certain sounds like knocking a brick on a car, smashing an airplane, alien gunship sounds are featured in the music..and its rubbish....i'd rather listen to a WWII fighter plane

the following are the greatest guitar solos ever made counting down from top 10!

10. nothing else matters by metallica

9. master of puppets by metallica

8. friends will be friends by queen

7. sweet child o'mine by guns and roses

6. smoke on the water by deep purple

5. winds of change by scorpions

4. jessica by allman brothers

3. its a hard life by queen

2. bohemian rhapsody by queen

1. november rain by guns and roses

a pulse tone phone in 3G world

2008-07-14T14:20:00.000-07:00

streamyx, also known as broadband in the minds of lunatics is malaysia's the monopoly position internet service, being from a country which gave us the proton cars, and so many other stuff which aren't exactly desirable among smart consumers, you would expect the streamyx to be quite ok...

take for example, koreans make hyundai's and kia's, they could have internet which is not just fast for asia, its fast full stop. malaysia do make proton and perodua's which have exactly similar customer satisfactory rating, and yet the top speed of streamyx is same as mud...

in the modern era, the iAge, where information is considered ammunition, internet speeds plays a major role in the future of the country and also the exposure of its citizen to the world around us.

so what is this actually means??? are we losing out to the people who eat dog meat in the world of ipods and flat screens? considered it not a contender at all...internet here is so woeful that you'll probably receive your bill before you even load a page of...i dunno a page of blank?

everytime someone brought up this sort of issue, their argument is that streamyx speeds are only at hypothetical conditions...such condition would probably be...

1) no rain within 50-500 miles from your house

2) no sundays in a week

3) petrol price at 123 sens

4) and so on...

here's my question, if adverts are supposed to do a product good, it must be telling the truth about a product, no one would ever advertise a lawnmower which could mow at a speed of sound..this is just not right isn't it?

the fact of the matter is, i subscribe and have been using the 1Mb package streamyx for years...

well....it says 1 Mbit...but here's the tricky bit...1Mb might sound alot, but without having a denominator, it will be just a magnitude and not a speed... this is as useless as stating that a car could do 500 miles and not telling the time in which the car could do!

well, i have experience the hypothetical conditions as mentioned above, and i only managed to get about 130kb/s which is slighty more than 10% of the stated speed....10% !!!!

shouldn't this be a scam huh??? i mean....just look at what happens if we try to pay our taxes improperly.....let say you're supposed to pay 300 dollars worth of tax, and you could only pay 30 because petrol prices are way beyond the ceilings of heaven.." i'm sorry tax officer boy, this is my best i could do, hey streamyx only perform 10% and still ripping off every single citizen"

giving it back to the community!

2008-07-12T04:54:00.000-07:00

we should all be part of our community, local community is a good way knowing more people, preventing crimes in your neighbourhood and also parties.

as part of a community, there are certain things which we all can't do, such as throwing a molokov cocktail to the house which you hate, or park your car in front of your neighbour's gate. if you wanted to do things like that, you should have an address in a war zone.

you see, we're all civilized people of the community, at least i am! and when a civilized man meets up with a non civilized man, the civilized person will always be very crossed about the non civilized human being. the biggest problem with uncivilized person is that they obstruct people of my kind.

i live close to taipan, and inevitably, i do have to drive to, from, around taipan... and this is alright if everyone drives like a human being. but i don't see this happening, and also lets be honest, which commercial areas aren't crowded with cars. so there is no question that we have to suffer because some clots can't read.

There's a road, a two lane road just outside of taipan, and also a couple of banks. everyday, without fail, there will be 10-15 pieces of cars parked on the double lane road. they park on the busy road! how can this happen....what are we letting foreigners know? are malaysian roads also a side parking?? if you park there, you're not just telling people that you don't have a mind, but also you're causing trouble for other motorist on the road.

i'm sure everyone besides those idiots who park their cars there will want to destroy their cars.

first of all, its a road, and roads are not for cars to stop especially when there is a yellow line at the side, lets just say if an accident were to happen and by happy chance, it involves one of those blithering idiot's cars on the road, i'm not so sure that they'll be able to claim the insurance company for damages...

to my knowledge, the police will put the blame on those idiots because it was their idea to land a car on the side of the road at first!

so, by using some knowledge of the law. i could probably hire a JCB super tractor to knock down all those cars! this means i could finally do some community service for my own good.

who here would support this idea? if you would love to support this idea just drop a message here!

we're back !

2008-07-08T12:34:00.000-07:00

we're back for more opinions that makes you want to admit that i'm always rightful and correct.

here's a preview on what to expect over the coming weeks!

1) why can't they sell them in packs of 3's

2) using the call bro

3) television? why can't we buy one now?

4) giving back to my community

5) broadband internet

now we'll begin with the first on the list opinion. why can't they sell them in packs of 3's.

At this point, you might be thinking what on earth should they sell them in packs of 3's. well its not cars, ciggarettes, or pets.

this is actually the question that has occupied many great thinkers. why can't they sell baby testing kits in packs of 3's.

I watch many dramas and movies, and many of them happened to have the part where the girl got knocked up....take the movie knocked up for example.

lady mates with the man-> feels strange -> drive to the local pharmacist to get A baby testing kit-> drive home -> test it -> lady doesn't believe the test -> drive to the local pharmacist to get A baby testing kit-> At this point though, you'll probably know where this is going.

the lady will probably get a few more baby testing kits to verify if she's pregnant or not. perfectly normal and fine if you're not married....

before i continue, i have to admit that i have a very little knowledge in marketing and sales, so i think my ideas about this field is infact obsolete and useless.

here's the thing, since everyone knows that the lady which isn't sure that she's pregnant will probably buy the baby testing kits a couple of times, why can't they sell it in packs of threes.

its a brilliant idea! i'd buy it....think of the energy that the lady saves on the journey to the pharmacist and back, how much petrol she used to go to the pharmacist.

i think if they do sell those in packs of threes, the lady in this example will only go to the pharmacist once, therefore using less fuel, causing less global warming.

the bigger picture is her baby will live in better environment since global warming is no longer a threat as soon as they sell them in packs of threes.

The M of scams

2008-06-10T02:51:00.000-07:00

hello!

The title of this post seems unfathomable. This is certainly not the M button on your BMW M steering wheel, but its rather the M from the MLM, also known to many as multi level marketing or management or something rather boring.

I'm sure most of you have got an unexpected phone call from someone you've never seen for a long time. And thats rather good to catch up with your old mates....Your mate will probably talk over a cup of coffee with you. Then you see your mate pitch up in a 3 series or a honda civic, which is impressive but be aware...

So you now talking about the past like the school days and stuff like that, and suddenly your mate tells you something of a business plan, an MLM plan to be exact! This is what drives me up the wall at this moment. Your mate will almost certainly tells you that by investing a couple of hundred of dollars, that you'll soon drive a car like his.

That sounds rather tempting to me, but i'm not a believer of MLMs because i think its a more of a scam. To be brutally honest, i've seen a number of MLM people that drive 3 series and honda civics which they bought for their own money. They're forever telling you that it only take them a year to get that sort of money to own things like that. But i'm sorry, the only way you're making money that fast after you've count out the possibility of you being one of donald trump's concubines is robbing banks!

And yes, the money they make is great, but only to pitch up with a 3 series or a honda civic is not good enough for me, ultimately, these are just cars for executives, not a multimillionaires wheels.

I hated the MLM because it's like a left wing plot, yes the money is very well, but as what i've pointed out, earning faster than a bank thief will only bring you closer to the electric chair!

Another thing that drives me up the wall about MLMs are the people who believe in it! There are no free lunch nor a quick one in this world, but they still believe it. Most of the MLMs are targeted at non professional level career people, and this is a known fact. If you ask anyone with a sensible mind or even a university student, most of them will not buy the idea of MLM, unless their university lecturers are mad enough to be part of MLMs.

So if one of your long lost mates calls you out for a drink after 10 years, please ask them if they have change their car during the last 12 months and if yes, please confirm if they are part of any MLM groups. Hypothetically, if they say yes to all of that, please tell them for the love of god get out of MLM. Many people are suffering from your blind idiocy ideas. Thats is why some of the very well respected countries have banned MLMs from their sacred soil!

petrol talk

2008-06-05T03:24:00.000-07:00

welcome! due to the recent increase of petrol price, everyone is having a go on dishing out the people responsible for it..so therefore i'm having a go too...

everyday, we're told that we are paying very little compared to the neighboring countries..

well i do agree of this point, but listen sunshine...they don't make 2000 a month...they make maybe about 5000-6000 on a standard equivalent job

rising it by a whopping 78cents/80cents/1 dollar per litre is alot...infact the only thing that rose this high was the petronas twin towers...

it must be said that no one besides petroleum business man will be having a good time from now on. so whats the point of this??

the fact of the matter is that cost of petroleum will always increase no matter what..

this is not only a problem in developed countries...but at least, there are options for them...like public transport which doesn't get people kill or raped..

just today, a bus caught fire on the road..according to the news.

hybrid cars are affordable, here..,.it will cost a fortune to buy one...the income level which could afford hybrid cars are better off buying gas guzzling bmw's and hummers in malaysia. if you're not making the tax for hybrid cars affordable...its just going to ruin everyone's day

hitz

2008-06-01T01:59:00.000-07:00

hello! so far then, i've receive a pathetic number of hits for this blog and i'm not very well suprised that most of the hits come from me..i'm sure cameron diaz have not drop by here since.

we'll be back in the summer for more exciting stuff to come!

from everyone of us here at daily telegraph goodbye!

American Idol

2008-05-18T10:34:00.001-07:00

A few years ago, the reality tv show about singing kicked off. It was a huge success in america. This scene took place all over the world by storm. Everyone was watching American idol. What this show proves is that an ordinary office lady into a celion dion or aretha franklin!

Over the years, American Idol have been through many things together with the american people. Things like the war on iraq. So it has come to my attention that things wont be the same if america were to capture iraq...

In my opinion, they'll rename the country into something unfathomable...like iRaq..you know, the iPod thing...anyway if this were to happen, don't we all think that the people of iraq stands a chance to try their luck on american idol? i mean why not? its the same nation.

Think of it?? we could have
- fatimah barino
- karimah underwood
- talib hicks

Drive!

2008-05-17T10:39:00.000-07:00

Good evening! Welcome everyone! As you already know about me…I have lots of opinions on my everyday life. Because of the nature of speech in my surroundings, I could only tell some of my very thoughtful opinions here online…Don’t despair however, this is a good one!

Now I want to talk about driving. As I’m sure, most of my very respectful readers have driven a car round Kuala Lumpur. And yes it is not a very good experience…I know this because I do not drive like a KL driver and also the fact that I stay away from KL unless Natalie Portman says she’s having dinner with me in KL…

Right back to the point, how do I sum up KL driving style…well, I’ve only driven in KL about a few times and this is what I think of it:

IT IS A RACING CIRCUIT!

There is the back markers who drive utterly slow…which they might have gone faster going backwards.

Then there is the qualifying racers!...ohh they’ll zoom pass you 5 inches away doing three hundred miles an hour…and its always the same sort of car…if they have a Honda, they’ll think they’re jenson button.

Next there’s the is the type of racing driver who attacks you through the corner and straights. This sort of driver does something called tail gating or also known to many of their community as checking what sort of underwear the front driver is wearing…

Oh yeah, not to forget there are also the safety cars…ahhaaahhh you might be thinking what’s wrong is that? Well I’ll let you know. This class of drivers likes putting additional lights on their proton cars..usually super bright HID lamps or those strobe lights which is just even more disgusting. HID lamps doesn’t make your night driving vision safer actually You see, if your car doesn’t comes with standard HID lamps, just forget about putting it, everyone else on the road is cursing you while you’re behind them…its true this. Importantly, it doesn’t impress anyone, not even ladies. Chaps, how many woman ever go “ what I really like about my new boyfriend is that his headlights are white” NEVER! Don’t be fooled by some ad saying that “if you have one of these HID’s women would want some of your STD’s….

More than that, I don’t like KL drivers. I’m sure there are some good ones out there but most of all are road bullies. I was out having dinner once, as I watch this Mercedes signals to get a parking spot, the bloke at the back honks the merc like an ambulance chasing an injured person. I can’t take it if the driver honks…and I’m even more crossed if the second honks comes…As I’m a civilized person, I wouldn’t cause a scene here, but what I really like is…putting that driver’s head between my door and slammed it shut..YEAH! now you’re dead!

Whenever I drive, I always obey the speed limit…that is why I have a clean driving license. In my opinion, people who drive fast on public roads have got one big problem. All they are doing is telling everyone that their car is very uncomfortable and wants to get home to their sofa because the seat in which they are sitting on, is like sitting on nails.

Here’s my tip if you ever encounter a bad driver next time. Smile at them, wave to them, and then see them crash and burst into flames with a huge mushroom cloud.

I hope driving could be much more a civilized thing to do here, and driving licenses would be more legitimate…and on that bombshell goodnight!

What we're missing out

2008-05-14T13:15:00.000-07:00

Hello and welcome to the daily telegraph! thank you for spending your time here in this blog. As you would know...if there are more people logging in to this site...the more popular it will become and therefore I could sell some ad spaces here without a question or shadow of doubt.

As a kick off, the modern day life is very different than what it used to be...I still remember in the days of yesteryears, we don’t have DVD players, iPod's and many other electronics marvels. Inventions like this makes everyday life situation easier. If you remember when we have the VHS tapes, it would took about THREE WEEKS to rewind the tape..or even to your favourite tune on the cassette tape.

In everyway, electrical engineering has brought us many great things. Nowadays, thanks to the interweb, recording artist no longer earn as much of those in the 70's or 80's. And this is disturbing truth can be seen everywhere. In the era of great music, rock stars such as The Who could afford to drive a Rolls Royce into the swimming pool or even throw a television set to the swimming pool. Today, if you ask a rockstar what would they do with all the money, they'll simply spend it on music video which is as long as the sun remains there.

The fact of the matter is, modern day musician are not making that much money, due to the mp3 downloads which doesn't earn them any money. Of course, they would be some artist out there saying that " my music are for the fans and not because of the money" i'm sure thats true.
Who is gonna pay for their cost of producing the albums and the extra services they request.

"I get the impression that the song is a product of a mass production music factory"

But because of this problem, musician these day just wouldn't work hard enough in doing music. Whenever I listen to the radio these days, I get the impression that the song is a product of a mass production music factory. Don't get me wrong, music created in a short time can be great. Deep Purple showed the world that they only need a bus ride to wrote one of the greatest rock songs of the world, its called the Highway Star. I absolutely love this song. It's got something I look in a song. It's got soul!

Obviously, we don't get any of those sort of music these days. Instead, we get punk rock and hip hop....and what is that? I'd like to think of great music comes with passion...and not about their lyrics about how much money they have in the bank and all that nonsense. If we look at music from The Queen, The Who, Aerosmith and things from the 70's and 80's it was much better to listen and more importantly its not some funny sounding noise which they put in hip hop tunes.

I'm sure that music these days are already winning awards everywhere in the world, but i'm afraid it absolutely doesn't win my heart.