the greatest hits!

well, what non sense have we got here today... a lady that could finish a song in 4 minutes? or some horrible boyband rubbish most people enjoy listening. 

as you'll know, music today aren't produced with passion and garnished with heart and soul. you get the impression that music are produced from a factory line which all sounds horribly bad...

if i fill my nose and mouth with all the musical notes and rhythm of today's music and spit it out, it will be more organized and tuneful.

music today are exactly 4 minutes long...no longer or shorter full stop, back in the days when germany was still 2 countries, songs were not just much more enjoyable...it was also longer in duration. today, if you ask a radio dj to play a song 7 minutes long, the whole radio station would fall to pieces.

so what makes the music of the past 7 minutes, well you have a spectacular vocal performance followed by a utterly magical guitar solo. we don't get that today because environmentalist will say that its too noisy and the guitar solo is making birds crash into each other.

i don't believe in that, and i like guitar solos. i think its just an amazing talent that music today lack... today, certain sounds like knocking a brick on a car, smashing an airplane, alien gunship sounds are featured in the music..and its rubbish....i'd rather listen to a WWII fighter plane

the following are the greatest guitar solos ever made counting down from top 10!

10. nothing else matters  by metallica

9.   master of puppets by metallica

8.   friends will be friends by queen

7.   sweet child o'mine by guns and roses

6.   smoke on the water by deep purple

5.   winds of change by scorpions

4.   jessica by allman brothers

3.  its a hard life by queen

2. bohemian rhapsody by queen

1. november rain by guns and roses

a pulse tone phone in 3G world

streamyx, also known as broadband in the minds of lunatics is malaysia's the monopoly position internet service, being from a country which gave us the proton cars, and so many other stuff which aren't exactly desirable among smart consumers, you would expect the streamyx to be quite ok...

take for example, koreans make hyundai's and kia's, they could have internet which is not just fast for asia, its fast full stop. malaysia do make proton and perodua's which have exactly similar customer satisfactory rating, and yet the top speed of streamyx is same as mud...

in the modern era, the iAge, where information is considered ammunition, internet speeds plays a major role in the future of the country and also the exposure of its citizen to the world around us. 

so what is this actually means??? are we losing out to the people who eat dog meat in the world of ipods and flat screens? considered it not a contender at all...internet here is so woeful that you'll probably receive your bill before you even load a page of...i dunno a page of blank?

everytime someone brought up this sort of issue, their argument is that streamyx speeds are only at hypothetical conditions...such condition would probably be...

1) no rain within 50-500 miles from your house

2) no sundays in a week

3) petrol price at 123 sens

4) and so on...

here's my question, if adverts are supposed to do a product good, it must be telling the truth about a product, no one would ever advertise a lawnmower which could mow at a speed of sound..this is just not right isn't it?

the fact of the matter is, i subscribe and have been using the 1Mb package streamyx for years...

well....it says 1 Mbit...but here's the tricky bit...1Mb might sound alot, but without having a denominator, it will be just a magnitude and not a speed... this is as useless as stating that a car could do 500 miles and not telling the time in which the car could do!

well, i have experience the hypothetical conditions as mentioned above, and i only managed to get about 130kb/s which is slighty more than 10% of the stated speed....10%  !!!!

shouldn't this be a scam huh??? i mean....just look at what happens if we try to pay our taxes improperly.....let say you're supposed to pay 300 dollars worth of tax, and you could only pay 30 because petrol prices are way beyond the ceilings of heaven.." i'm sorry tax officer boy, this is my best i could do, hey streamyx only perform 10% and still ripping off every single citizen"

giving it back to the community!

we should all be part of our community, local community is a good way knowing more people, preventing crimes in your neighbourhood  and also parties.

as part of a community, there are certain things which we all can't do, such as throwing a molokov cocktail to the house which you hate, or park your car in front of your neighbour's gate. if you wanted to do things like that, you should have an address in a war zone.

you see, we're all civilized people of the community, at least i am! and when a civilized man meets up with a non civilized man, the civilized person will always be very crossed about the non civilized human being. the biggest problem with uncivilized person is that they obstruct people of my kind.

i live close to taipan, and inevitably, i do have to drive to, from, around taipan... and this is alright if everyone drives like a human being. but i don't see this happening, and also lets be honest, which commercial areas aren't crowded with cars. so there is no question that we have to suffer because some clots can't read.

There's a road, a two lane road just outside of taipan, and also a couple of banks. everyday, without fail, there will be 10-15 pieces of cars parked on the double lane road. they park on the busy road! how can this happen....what are we letting foreigners know? are malaysian roads also a side parking?? if you park there, you're not just telling people that you don't have a mind, but also you're causing trouble for other motorist on the road.

i'm sure everyone besides those idiots who park their cars there will want to destroy their cars.

first of all, its a road, and roads are not for cars to stop especially when there is a yellow line at the side, lets just say if an accident were to happen and by happy chance, it involves one of those blithering idiot's cars on the road, i'm not so sure that they'll be able to claim the insurance company for damages...

to my knowledge, the police will put the blame on those idiots because it was their idea to land a car on the side of the road at first!

so, by using some knowledge of the law. i could probably hire a JCB super tractor to knock down all those cars! this means i could finally do some community service for my own good.

who here would support this idea? if you would love to support this idea just drop a message here!

we're back !

we're back for more opinions that makes you want to admit that i'm always rightful and correct.

here's a preview on what to expect over the coming weeks!

1) why can't they sell them in packs of 3's

2) using the call bro

3) television? why can't we buy one now?

4) giving back to my community

5) broadband internet 

now we'll begin with the first on the list opinion. why can't they sell them in packs of 3's.

At this point, you might be thinking what on earth should they sell them in packs of 3's. well its not cars, ciggarettes, or pets.

this is actually the question that has occupied many great thinkers. why can't they sell baby testing kits in packs of 3's. 

I watch many dramas and movies, and many of them happened to have the part where the girl got knocked up....take the movie knocked up for example.

lady mates with the man-> feels strange -> drive to the local pharmacist to get A baby testing kit-> drive home -> test it -> lady doesn't believe the test -> drive to the local pharmacist to get A baby testing kit->   At this point though, you'll probably know where this is going.

the lady will probably get a few more baby testing kits to verify if she's pregnant or not. perfectly normal and fine if you're not married....

before i continue, i have to admit that i have a very little knowledge in marketing and sales, so i think my ideas about this field is infact obsolete and useless.

here's the thing, since everyone knows that the lady which isn't sure that she's pregnant will probably buy the baby testing kits a couple of times, why can't they sell it in packs of threes.

its a brilliant idea! i'd buy it....think of the energy that the lady saves on the journey to the pharmacist and back, how much petrol she used to go to the pharmacist. 

i think if they do sell those in packs of threes, the lady in this example will only go to the pharmacist once, therefore using less fuel, causing less global warming. 

the bigger picture is her baby will live in better environment since global warming is no longer a threat as soon as they sell them in packs of threes.