
Good evening! Welcome everyone! As you already know about me…I have lots of opinions on my everyday life. Because of the nature of speech in my surroundings, I could only tell some of my very thoughtful opinions here online…Don’t despair however, this is a good one!
Now I want to talk about driving. As I’m sure, most of my very respectful readers have driven a car round Kuala Lumpur. And yes it is not a very good experience…I know this because I do not drive like a KL driver and also the fact that I stay away from KL unless Natalie Portman says she’s having dinner with me in KL…
Right back to the point, how do I sum up KL driving style…well, I’ve only driven in KL about a few times and this is what I think of it:
IT IS A RACING CIRCUIT!
There is the back markers who drive utterly slow…which they might have gone faster going backwards.
Then there is the qualifying racers!...ohh they’ll zoom pass you 5 inches away doing three hundred miles an hour…and its always the same sort of car…if they have a Honda, they’ll think they’re jenson button.
Next there’s the is the type of racing driver who attacks you through the corner and straights. This sort of driver does something called tail gating or also known to many of their community as checking what sort of underwear the front driver is wearing…
Oh yeah, not to forget there are also the safety cars…ahhaaahhh you might be thinking what’s wrong is that? Well I’ll let you know. This class of drivers likes putting additional lights on their proton cars..usually super bright HID lamps or those strobe lights which is just even more disgusting. HID lamps doesn’t make your night driving vision safer actually You see, if your car doesn’t comes with standard HID lamps, just forget about putting it, everyone else on the road is cursing you while you’re behind them…its true this. Importantly, it doesn’t impress anyone, not even ladies. Chaps, how many woman ever go “ what I really like about my new boyfriend is that his headlights are white” NEVER! Don’t be fooled by some ad saying that “if you have one of these HID’s women would want some of your STD’s….
More than that, I don’t like KL drivers. I’m sure there are some good ones out there but most of all are road bullies. I was out having dinner once, as I watch this Mercedes signals to get a parking spot, the bloke at the back honks the merc like an ambulance chasing an injured person. I can’t take it if the driver honks…and I’m even more crossed if the second honks comes…As I’m a civilized person, I wouldn’t cause a scene here, but what I really like is…putting that driver’s head between my door and slammed it shut..YEAH! now you’re dead!
Whenever I drive, I always obey the speed limit…that is why I have a clean driving license. In my opinion, people who drive fast on public roads have got one big problem. All they are doing is telling everyone that their car is very uncomfortable and wants to get home to their sofa because the seat in which they are sitting on, is like sitting on nails.
Here’s my tip if you ever encounter a bad driver next time. Smile at them, wave to them, and then see them crash and burst into flames with a huge mushroom cloud.
I hope driving could be much more a civilized thing to do here, and driving licenses would be more legitimate…and on that bombshell goodnight!